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Trek / Wars  (3-D)   The long-awaited merging of the Star Wars and Star Trek franchises depicts the crew of the USS Enterprise as they encounter the Rebel Alliance at the edge of the Naboo galaxy.   Though made with a rumored budget of eight quintillion dollars, the film was certified as the highest-grossing product in the history of human commerce a full three weeks before release.

Just Right (3-D)  Michael Bay’s billion-dollar reimagining of the Goldilocks story stars Anya Taylor-Joy as the wayward cottage intruder and features a cameo from Benedict Cumberbatch as a bowl of porridge.  2 hours 45 mins.

Green Lantern VI:  Quest For Redemption of Justice  (3-D)  The latest installment of the venerable superhero franchise boasts an all-star cast, including Liam Neeson, Tina Fey, Judy Dench, Ben Kingsley, Will Ferrell, and Benedict Cumberbatch, as well as newcomer Tyler Murray Borington Jr. in the title role.

The Family Circus Movie  Bil Keane’s beloved comic comes to life in a computer-animated feature, with the voices of Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, and Steve Buscemi.  Includes Rhianna’s hit theme song, “Gonna Love You With My Body.”

Hogan’s Heroes   A big-budget adaptation of the 1960s TV series, starring Adam Sandler as Colonel Robert Hogan, Jaime Foxx as Kinch, Seth Rogen as Sergeant Shultz, and Benedict Cumberbatch as Colonel Klink.  Title theme performed by Jay-Z.

Braeden’s Story  Shot entirely on iPhone, this moving documentary explores a family’s journey toward accepting their six-year-old boy’s transgender identity.

Hkjv67   Provocative drama from eighteen-year-old cinema wunderkind Trace Orson Zgljklem, shot entirely on iPhone, about something or other.  Winner of the Sundance “Best Shot at Fleeting Fame” award.

Grumpy Cat:  The Motion Picture   Feline-friendly epic based on the popular Facebook post.

One Magic Hookup   Delightful rom-com stars Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper as a couple who fall in, out of, in, out of, in, out of, and finally back into love.  Features a delicious cameo from Benedict Cumberbatch.

Deus Satanicismus  An ancient Biblical prophecy is fulfilled in a California suburb.  Caution: Scenes of graphic violence, horror, and smoking.

The Chris Rock – Ben Stiller Movie  Two unlikely partners, one Black, one white, do a bunch of stuff.  Stars Chris Rock and Ben Stiller.

Floaters The latest animated adventure from Pixar, about anthropomorphized inhabitants of a sewage treatment plant.  With the voices of Will Ferrell as Torpedo, Ellen DeGeneres as Slinky, and Morgan Freeman as Big Brown.  Special cameo by Anya Taylor-Joy as Pebbles.

Full Hardcore Penetration  From the director of last year’s Ninety Minutes of Self-Indulgent Depravity, this controversial European film explores the psychology of aberrant desire. Subtitled.

The Windswept Hills of Middlebury Common  Family saga of four sisters in 18th Century England.  Emma Watson, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, Kate Beckinsdale.

Raunch Grrlz Go Wyld  Uninhibited single women improvise sex banter at a male strip club. Emma Watson, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, Kate Beckinsdale.  Special appearance by Benedict Cumberbatch.

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